somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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