HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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