He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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