So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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