You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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