My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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