you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
