So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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