At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
