From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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