I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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