im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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