I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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