Don't you send me to vm
People in love make me want to vomit
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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