I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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