i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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