i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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