2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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