Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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