Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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