We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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