im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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