Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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