What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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