I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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