Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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