You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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