i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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