I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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