I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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