no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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