everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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