it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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