Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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