I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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