**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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