do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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