yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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