Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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