how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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