The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
