R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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