On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Randomize
