so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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