It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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