I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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