i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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