I molested 6 butterflies tonight
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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