Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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