Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
