Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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