Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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