what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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