so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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