why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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